
aelx:
“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”
omg
Jesus Christ.
Cats that just couldn’t
My old cat used to sleep like this 90% of the time. I guess it’s really good at guaranteeing no light disturbance?

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
don’t give young boys props for “being persistent” with girls. it’s not a good thing. at best it’s annoying and at worst, harassment. when a girl doesn’t want to talk to you, it’s not a challenge. you’re not supposed to “chase” her. you’re supposed to leave her alone.
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you